Master: today I will teach you Satoshi nature?
Novice: what is Satoshi nature?
Master: STOP PRESSURING ME!
the grugq
If a proof of work is submitted and validated by only one Byzantine general, is it a proof of work?
the grugq
Novice: how does Bitcoin prevent against double spend? Master: trust is the foundation of Bitcoin, and also base64 and stuff.
the grugq
If you meet the Satoshi, kill him.
Nick Korasidis
If you find Satoshi Nakamoto on the road, kill him.
the grugq
Those who live by the cryptographic proof die by the cryptographic proof
the grugq
A monk asked Satoshi: “Why do you not sign a challenge msg?”
Satoshi answered: “signing proves nothing!”
The monk was enlightened
the grugq
“What is a hash?”
The Master poured an urn of rice onto the floor and left the room.
The novice picked up each grain by hand.
When novice put the last grain of rice in the urn, he sought out Master to prove his work.
Master shook his head no. “Again.”
“Another monk was faster,” the Master said, as novice began collecting rice again.
“Now there are more monks and a larger urn.”
Eric Tjossem
Master: everything has Bitcoin nature, permanent, stable, immutable
Novice: even MtGox?
Master: this ends the lesson for today
the grugq
When you can snatch the coin from the first block, only then will you achieve Satoshi.
Marsh Ray
Master: I am Satoshi
Novice: Teach me, Satoshi
The Master struck the novice with a stick, for he had trusted without verifying.
Eric Tjossem
Novice: why did you hire a PR company to arrange press interviews?
Master: please respect my privacy during this difficult time
the grugq
Novice: Is it the wind moving the boat, or the boat moving the wind?
Master: Neither, for it is the blockchain moving all things
Marsh Ray
“What is the meaning of blockchain”,
Satoshi replied: “Three tons of alpaca socks”
Ethan Heilman
Find the greatest cumulative difficulty and you will have found the one truth
Riccardo Spagni
It is pointless trying to know where the chain leads. Think only of the first hash. The rest will come.
aLikelyGrue
What is the sound of one wallet transacting?
Marsh Ray
“Of what use is it to discuss how Satoshi became Satoshi?” asked Shinkan.
“The question is how you yourself can become Satoshi.”
Emin Gün Sirer
If a BIP offers nothing to improve bitcoin, should it still be called a BIP?
Samson Mow
Sometimes the strongest arms are dealt the weakest hands.
Samson Mow
Altcoins: A fool and his bitcoin are soon parted
Brian Cohen
The universe is balanced, for there are no genesis blocks born of stones.
Preston J. Byrne
Student: I have achieved BTC enlightenment.
Master: How do you feel?
Student: As miserable as ever.
SąɱųŗąïAƈŧųąℓ 警備侍
The DAO is empty. — Dao de Jing, late 4th century B.C.
Konrad S. Graf
Does a blockhain have Satoshi-nature or not?
Conor Reid