Master: today I will teach you Satoshi nature?
Novice: what is Satoshi nature?
Master: STOP PRESSURING ME!
If a proof of work is submitted and validated by only one Byzantine general, is it a proof of work?
Novice: how does Bitcoin prevent against double spend? Master: trust is the foundation of Bitcoin, and also base64 and stuff.
If you meet the Satoshi, kill him.
If you find Satoshi Nakamoto on the road, kill him.
Those who live by the cryptographic proof die by the cryptographic proof
A monk asked Satoshi: “Why do you not sign a challenge msg?”
Satoshi answered: “signing proves nothing!”
The monk was enlightened
“What is a hash?”
The Master poured an urn of rice onto the floor and left the room.
The novice picked up each grain by hand.
When novice put the last grain of rice in the urn, he sought out Master to prove his work.
Master shook his head no. “Again.”
“Another monk was faster,” the Master said, as novice began collecting rice again.
“Now there are more monks and a larger urn.”
Master: everything has Bitcoin nature, permanent, stable, immutable
Novice: even MtGox?
Master: this ends the lesson for today
When you can snatch the coin from the first block, only then will you achieve Satoshi.
Master: I am Satoshi
Novice: Teach me, Satoshi
The Master struck the novice with a stick, for he had trusted without verifying.
Novice: why did you hire a PR company to arrange press interviews?
Master: please respect my privacy during this difficult time
Novice: Is it the wind moving the boat, or the boat moving the wind?
Master: Neither, for it is the blockchain moving all things
“What is the meaning of blockchain”,
Satoshi replied: “Three tons of alpaca socks”
Find the greatest cumulative difficulty and you will have found the one truth
It is pointless trying to know where the chain leads. Think only of the first hash. The rest will come.
What is the sound of one wallet transacting?
“Of what use is it to discuss how Satoshi became Satoshi?” asked Shinkan.
“The question is how you yourself can become Satoshi.”
Emin Gün Sirer
If a BIP offers nothing to improve bitcoin, should it still be called a BIP?
Sometimes the strongest arms are dealt the weakest hands.
Altcoins: A fool and his bitcoin are soon parted
The universe is balanced, for there are no genesis blocks born of stones.
Preston J. Byrne
Student: I have achieved BTC enlightenment.
Master: How do you feel?
Student: As miserable as ever.
The DAO is empty. — Dao de Jing, late 4th century B.C.
Konrad S. Graf
Does a blockhain have Satoshi-nature or not?